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Facebook is getting so mind-numbingly ridiculous. Seeing my friends in photos with eyes half closed is already bad enough. Now they want to subject me to their low-quality retarded actions and mini-speeches too! And their face… way too close. It’s like Facebook implanted a little cheap Youtube in Facebook. Except it’s smaller, suckier, and extremely revealing… Remember, friends, that people judge. People judge. Don’t think that your little lip-sync dedication or your little dance jig to your little friend is only seen by your little friend. EVERYONE can see it. Each time I watch one of these videos, I worry for the person. I’m scared they’ll seriously screw themselves over because they always seem to be on the edge of absolute and total humiliation. I think, please don’t show me who you really are, I don’t want to know *shields eyes from screen*
Just don’t do it. JDDI. Hand me a barf bag while you’re at it.
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Why is it so hard to write a 1 page essay in Spanish. Maybe because I have to be creatively analytical (ie bullshit). I have to create theories. Theories that can never be proven right, so how much proof is enough? How much textual evidence should I use? If I went crazy I could correlate every single sentence to my theory. Who gets kicked out of their house by “voices” anyway? It’s so ridiculously subjective. Everything is a metaphor. Everyone is a metaphor. Life is a metaphor. We are a slave to our conscious and a victim to our unconscious. So what am I supposed to say? My life depends on it.
